Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Oneechanbara (2008)

Repost from 06/11/08:

Some would totally disagree with me in giving this movie a 4 out of 5 pero I beg to differ considering this movie is about a HOT babe in a RED SKIMPY TWO-PIECE BIKINI sporting a seemingly cowboy hat slashing her way to victory against a zombie mob. San ka pa? Uber droolage! Anyway, the reason for the four is for the risk. They risked the entire sense of the movie for the fight scenes! Get it? No movie would do that!

*ehem* 300 *ehem*

Hmm, you have a point. Pero this is different. The word "plothole" itself is an understatement. Dapat ang tawag diyan is feed-the-obvious hole or whatever. The fight scenes, hmm, it's what people prefer more other than the blabber. Duh! Just watch Heroes and complain of fight scenes LOL. It's what made this movie long. The final scenes took maybe at least 15-20 minutes to finish. 'Twas like watching Freeza die in five minutes off an episode in Dragonball Z. Five f'n minutes to them was like thirty f'n episodes! Haha!

Did I mention oneechan was HOT? Nay?

Overall: 4/5

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